Ask me anything   Trader Joe's and freelance sign artist with a major obsession with gore, romance, and lunar cycles.

twitter.com/1ofTHOSEartists:

    "A serious girl, when she finds someone who calms her spirit and quiets her busy thoughts, will love you so fiercely, it will defy even her own logic and reasoning."
    — 2 weeks ago with 215447 notes
    Anonymous asked: I'm at work and I'm about to cry. I don't want to cry, can you say something funny?


    Answer:

    xekstrin:

    mylife-beliike:

    i-do-it-for-the-lesbians:

    ONE TIME AT SCHOOL LET ME REMIND YOU I GO TO AN ALL GIRLS CATHOLIC HIGH SCHOOL SO THEY ALL WEAR SHOIRT ASS SKIRTS OKAY SO ONE TIME THIS GIRL LIKE TRIPPED AND HER SKIRT FLEW UP AND MY FRIEND WAS LIKE TIFFANH GO FUCKING HELP HER UP AND I WAS LIKE PARALYZED STARING AT HER ASS AND THEN MY FRIEND WAS LIKE FUCKING SHIT TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN AND SHE LITERALLY HIT ME WITH A BIBLE AND I HAVE NO REGRETS NONE

    This kills me every time

    "TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN"

    — 2 weeks ago with 277962 notes
    nohnoelle:

How To Train Your Humans

    nohnoelle:

    How To Train Your Humans

    (Source: epic-humor, via awoodlandfox)

    — 4 weeks ago with 201958 notes

    nymphogirl05:

    the first time giving a blow job like image

    (via ripbutts)

    — 1 month ago with 84709 notes

    qonorrhea:

    raspberryripples:

    This scares me.

    but imagine going into a store and being like “yes i need three thousand knives”

    (Source: likeafieldmouse, via heyshlo)

    — 1 month ago with 712452 notes

    biomorphosis:

    How animals see the world [x].

    (via heyshlo)

    — 1 month ago with 11072 notes

    8:36 pm and I’m still alone

    — 1 month ago